My Morning

So my dog Linda woke me up with her barking this morning. I go down stairs and I see her going in circles in her kennel, so ithought may be she needs to go out really quick. I open p her kennel and this girl starts to go crazy, running around the house, getting on the sofa, jumping every where, she didn't let me catch her so I can take her out.... Then she stops, looks at me, and squats down on my new rug.... That fuckin Bitch!